Reasons I’m probably a cat

bennyphantom:

-Passive aggressive
-Needs attention but pretends I don’t
-Likes to be pet
-Whiny
-Doesn’t know when to stop eating
-Needs to sleep 10+ hours
-Sheds a lot
-Lays on the floor where people are trying to walk
-Screams

(via karmaotic-deactivated20190924)

nakedly:

being called annoying is literally the worst thing ever because then you’re scared to ever say or do anything again and you end up isolating yourself because you think everyone hates you and you feel insecure about everything. long story short pls dont call people annoying

(via emmabellelee)

pinkmanjesse:

*starts feeling guilty because i know i could be doing something more productive* …sure hope that goes away

(via encourage)

jrs032007 asked: Why are there so many yoga pant butts on your page?

I like butts and I cannot lie 👋🏻🍑

Anonymous asked: Guess who

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